Here are some inventions that I quite like. They're not in any particular order. Oh, and the reason this page is here is because I was learning how to compile lists and arrange typesetting using HTML and this was an early attempt...
Well, here goes:
Asimov's three laws of robotics:
A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect it's own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: The taking of measurements interacts with the observed object thus causing it to be revealed not as itself but as a function of the measurement.
Napoleon: History is a lie universally agreed upon.
Einstein's energy mass conversion principle: E = mc2
Faster Than Light travel?: Fold space-time to instantaneously move from one part of the universe to another (maybe millions of light years away).
Thus you can theoretically travel faster than the speed of light, by travelling around the `light barrier` rather than through it.
The problem is that the energy required to fold space-time the size of a 2p coin is equal to the mass of Jupiter!
Newton's laws of mass and effect:
An object continues in a state of rest/motion in a straight line unless acted upon by a force.
Change of motion is proportional to the magnitude of the force and is made in the direction of a straight line in which that force acts.
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
SEOmov's Quality of Design curve: Group intelligence is multiplicative when idiots are involved - combining a half-wit with another half-wit does not result in a full-witted person, it results in a quarter-witted person (1/2 x 1/2 = 1/4). Combining a full-witted individual with a half-wit still only yields a half-wit. The more of these "wrong kinds of people" you have involved in any process, the worse things get.
Finally, here is an interesting mathematical idea (x is a +ve integer):